what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit
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Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.
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i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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Got my piercings re-done since they closed up a while ago! :D
Fuck it hurt more than last time, but I’m happy with the results. I almost gave up cuz obstacles kept popping up on me lol
I hope master is surprised n_n
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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